11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

Go the F--k to Sleep - Samuel L. Jackson

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toatshisgoat:

geek-academy:

lilwhee:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

I just… I can’t… Wow hahaha

I can’t wait to have kids.haha

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